There’s an axiom as old as humanity. Men marry women expecting them to stay the same, and they change. Women marry men expecting them to change, and they stay the same. There is such profound truth to be found there.

All proper little boys like their toys. That immutable drive starts young and seldom abates. When but a wee lad, that quest for playthings might involve Tonka trucks and Legos. Eventually, for me at least, that morphed into model airplanes and then firearms. Now that I have logged some 59 years on my own personal Hobbs meter, I have set my sights on loftier stuff.

Were I to win the lottery, the second thing I would do, right after burning my medical clinic to the ground, would be to buy myself a vintage Supermarine Spitfire. There are indeed safer, more efficient, faster, more comfortable ways to travel. However, there is literally no cooler flying machine on Planet Earth. For more terrestrial applications, however, I think I might like to have the Batmobile.

That’s a blanket statement. As any proper student of the DC universe will attest, there have been several. The Adam West originals certainly held an allure, but they seem invariably dated. Subsequent Batmobiles helmed by Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck, and Robert Pattinson all have their individual merits, to be sure. Truth be known, perfect world, I’d want them all—some kind of mystical motorized amalgam that combines the best features of each into a certain synergistic whole.

Enter The Rezvani Knight

You could be forgiven for feeling that this might be an unrealistic aspiration. However, Rezvani Motors respectfully disagrees. This Florida-based mob will build you that very hypothetical vehicle replete with armor plating, advanced electronics, and a state-of-the-art survival suite. In addition, they’ll do all of that for a cool $150,000. The rub is that you have to provide your own $275,000 Lamborghini Urus as a starting point.

They call it the Knight, and they’re only making 100 of them. Expect zero to sixty in 3 seconds flat, all-wheel drive, and a cockpit that is quite literally bulletproof. All that comes in a sexy chassis that is worthy of big-screen Hollywood.

The beating heart of the Rezvani Knight is its 4.0-liter twin turbo V8 plant. This absolute beast of an engine produces 800 horsepower. That’s adequate to get your sinister-looking war car out of trouble at least as fast as you get into it.

Batman wouldn’t putz around in a freaking Ford Fungus. The Knight’s interior matches its bespoke particulars. That means luxury premium leather seating for as many as five. You naturally get to choose the colors and configuration.

Military-Grade Tech

What really sets the Knight apart from lesser vehicles is its military-grade tech. That means, in addition to the aforementioned bulletproof glass, armor suite, and luxury cool-guy stuff, there are extensive systems both offensive and defensive built in to keep you prickly when life goes all pear-shaped.

The Rezvani Knight rolls on military run-flat tires and includes a cutting-edge thermal night vision system. Bumpers are reinforced should you feel the need to ram something, and the suspension is upgraded to manage the extra weight. The car will produce a smokescreen on demand and is available with optional explosive device detective equipment. The undercarriage is upgraded to be IED-resistant.

There are electrified door handles and organic pepper spray dispensers along with magnetic dead bolt locks to keep the bad guys on the outside. External strobes and a blinding light system keeps attackers disoriented. Should things get truly real, the Knight comes with gas masks, personal body armor, and tactical helmets along with an advanced first aid and hypothermia kit. 

There is an internal intercom and the whole shebang is naturally hardened against electromagnetic pulse. Should you find yourself the only thing rolling after the nuclear apocalypse, you’ll need to be equipped to go head-to-head against the radioactive goblins. I’ve seen those movies. So have you.

Lamborghini Not Included

Rezvani has a long and storied history of building truly exceptional motor vehicles. Their classic lineup includes the Beast supercar, the Hercules six-wheel all-terrain supertruck, the Tank, and the Vengeance. Now, with the addition of the Knight, you can have the best of all of that in one sexy, fast, heavily-armored package.

As we alluded at the beginning, this is a custom build. The foundation is an otherwise-stock Lamborghini Urus SUV. You can provide your own, or Rezvani will help you source an appropriate host. Regardless, if you have a spare $525,000 sitting about and want to be the absolute coolest guy in the school pickup line, give Rezvani Motors a shout. Their new Knight might just be cooler than the Batmobile.