Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). 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Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). 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Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). 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The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
Well, the beauty of living in a place like New York City is accessibility to dozens of delivery services. We've placed several orders without issue and we wipe everything down before it enters our apartment. Pretty simple, actually. Toilet paper, thankfully, hasn't been a problem either. My girlfriend asked me early on what would happen if we couldn't get any. My response: \"Do a handstand in the shower.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). 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The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
The last time I went to a super market was a quick 10-minute trip on March 15. I ran in, checked out every item on my smart phone, and got out without interacting with a single person. However, there were far too many people in that store for me to go back again and put myself and my girlfriend at risk. So how do we get our food and supplies?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well, the beauty of living in a place like New York City is accessibility to dozens of delivery services. We've placed several orders without issue and we wipe everything down before it enters our apartment. Pretty simple, actually. Toilet paper, thankfully, hasn't been a problem either. My girlfriend asked me early on what would happen if we couldn't get any. My response: \"Do a handstand in the shower.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). 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The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
The last time I went to a super market was a quick 10-minute trip on March 15. I ran in, checked out every item on my smart phone, and got out without interacting with a single person. However, there were far too many people in that store for me to go back again and put myself and my girlfriend at risk. So how do we get our food and supplies?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well, the beauty of living in a place like New York City is accessibility to dozens of delivery services. We've placed several orders without issue and we wipe everything down before it enters our apartment. Pretty simple, actually. Toilet paper, thankfully, hasn't been a problem either. My girlfriend asked me early on what would happen if we couldn't get any. My response: \"Do a handstand in the shower.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
I watch the media every morning. Everyone sees the numbers in NYC and think what a horror it must be. From my perspective, it's honestly not that bad. Why? I'M STAYING INSIDE LIKE WE ALL SHOULD BE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n The last time I went to a super market was a quick 10-minute trip on March 15. I ran in, checked out every item on my smart phone, and got out without interacting with a single person. However, there were far too many people in that store for me to go back again and put myself and my girlfriend at risk. So how do we get our food and supplies?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well, the beauty of living in a place like New York City is accessibility to dozens of delivery services. We've placed several orders without issue and we wipe everything down before it enters our apartment. Pretty simple, actually. Toilet paper, thankfully, hasn't been a problem either. My girlfriend asked me early on what would happen if we couldn't get any. My response: \"Do a handstand in the shower.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
On March 22, there was a noticeable decline in the amount of people compared to previous walks. However, in the days leading up to our \"last walk,\" there were still plenty of people outside as if there wasn't a massive pandemic happening. The current number of cases and deaths in NYC reflect the fact that people didn't take this seriously when they should have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I watch the media every morning. Everyone sees the numbers in NYC and think what a horror it must be. From my perspective, it's honestly not that bad. Why? I'M STAYING INSIDE LIKE WE ALL SHOULD BE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n The last time I went to a super market was a quick 10-minute trip on March 15. I ran in, checked out every item on my smart phone, and got out without interacting with a single person. However, there were far too many people in that store for me to go back again and put myself and my girlfriend at risk. So how do we get our food and supplies?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well, the beauty of living in a place like New York City is accessibility to dozens of delivery services. We've placed several orders without issue and we wipe everything down before it enters our apartment. Pretty simple, actually. Toilet paper, thankfully, hasn't been a problem either. My girlfriend asked me early on what would happen if we couldn't get any. My response: \"Do a handstand in the shower.\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n Quite frankly, if you're in NYC and still going out, you deserve a case of the coronavirus. But for those of you not in New York, that doesn't mean you're safe from COVID-19\u2014I'm looking at you, Florida. The initial wave of people taking their kids to Floridian beaches because they were home from school is absolutely flooring, even for a state that produces more WTF headlines annually than the rest of the country combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lot of people look at the current situation in New York\u2014specifically NYC\u2014and think, \"Not here!\" That's not true. Yes, it's unlikely other states get hit as hard as New York due to population density and average travel, but that doesn't mean you should continue on like everything is fine. Self-quarantine like the rest of us. Get ahead of this thing. It's not that hard to entertain yourselves inside for a couple of weeks. The new season of \"Ozark\" just hit Netflix, so that's a start. Plus, Skillset already gave you a list of unconventional ways to fight boredom<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To the people complaining about being sheltered in place and not being able to go outside or see friends and how hard it all is: Shut the f*ck up. You're not special. We're all stuck inside. It sucks for everyone, not just you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But guess what? You live in America. This isn't some third-world country with limited access to basic necessities like food and water. You complaining because you're so bored because you've finished \"Love Is Blind\" on Netflix and don't know what to watch is grounds for me hoping a coronavirus-positive patient walks into your apartment and coughs directly into your mouth. Be grateful for what you have at your disposal and stop complaining that you can't get your daily Pumpkin Spice Latte because Starbucks isn't an essential business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n You know the \"Keep Calm\" slogan? Yes, the same \"Keep Calm and Carry On\" slogan that originated around World War II. Yes, the same slogan that has now spawned various T-shirts that include \"Keep Calm and Yoga On,\" \"Keep Calm and Eat Tacos,\" and \"Keep Calm and YOLO.\" Well, here's a new one for you: \"Keep Calm and Stay Indoors\"; those are literally the only two things you need to do right now. Don't panic and don't leave you domicile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You don't need lattes. You don't need more toilet paper. If we all stay inside for a couple weeks, this whole mess will drastically slow down and eventually come to an end. The sooner you all get that through your thick skulls, the sooner I can go back to cursing at tourists as they stop in front of me on my walk home from the office to take a picture of that damn Empire State Building. Seriously though, what's the attraction? It's not even one of the top 50 tallest buildings in America anymore. <\/p>\n","post_title":"Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","post_password":"","post_name":"stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/stay-indoors-aholes-a-coronavirus-report-from-midtown-nyc\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"},{"ID":167028,"post_author":"942","post_date":"2020-03-30 13:51:26","post_date_gmt":"2020-03-30 17:51:26","post_content":"\n It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its way across America<\/a>\u2014and news stations breathlessly reporting on empty shelves\u2014TP is at the top of most shoppers\u2019 lists. If you\u2019re limiting your grocery runs to reduce the likelihood of exposure, you run the real risk of missing out on this basic staple. You can go to off-the-beaten-path stores, but they might not have it either. So what do you do if your monthly shopping expedition comes after the village hoarder has ransacked the hygiene aisle? For that, we turn to one of the bougiest of concepts: The bidet. Well, a DIY bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No, I\u2019m not talking about that sink next to toilets in Europe, or one of those multi-button motion-sensor, heated-seat porcelain thrones that you see in luxury penthouses. (Although if you DO have one of those installed in your home already, excellent foresight.) No, what I\u2019m talking about is the backcountry bidet\u2014a simple solution to all your No. 2 needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The classic backcountry bidet is a type of squeeze bottle with a long, bent-neck nozzle (such as the BioBidet). However, if you don\u2019t have one of these lying around, it\u2019s easy enough to jerry rig a DIY version. These range from the VERY low-tech (a cup of warm water and your left hand) to more complex prototypes that require a trip to the hardware store (yeah ...). But an easier version uses common household materials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Programming note: Do NOT get fancy and start thinking that you can conserve your home water supply by using urine in your DIY bidet. The uric acid will give you diaper rash; that's not something you want to deal with in a survival<\/a> situation.<\/p>\n","post_title":"DIY Bidet: How to Make Your Own Bidet When Toilet Paper Is No More","post_excerpt":"","post_status":"publish","comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","post_password":"","post_name":"diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone","to_ping":"","pinged":"","post_modified":"2023-10-31 23:13:09","post_modified_gmt":"2023-11-01 03:13:09","post_content_filtered":"","post_parent":0,"guid":"https:\/\/www.dev.athlonoutdoors.com\/article\/diy-bidet-toilet-paper-gone\/","menu_order":0,"post_type":"post","post_mime_type":"","comment_count":"0","filter":"raw"}],"next":false,"prev":true,"total_page":4},"paged":1,"column_class":"jeg_col_2o3","class":"jnews_block_23"};
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Creating a DIY Bidet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Keep Calm ...<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Creating a DIY Bidet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Keep Calm ...<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Creating a DIY Bidet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Keep Calm ...<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Creating a DIY Bidet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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\"This Sucks!\"<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Keep Calm ...<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Other States: Heed My Warning<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"This Sucks!\"<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Keep Calm ...<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Creating a DIY Bidet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Other States: Heed My Warning<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
But What About Supplies?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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\"This Sucks!\"<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
But What About Supplies?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Other States: Heed My Warning<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Using Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
But What About Supplies?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Other States: Heed My Warning<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"This Sucks!\"<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Keep Calm ...<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Make Your Bidet<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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